I'm a Pisces, it's my astrological duty to Dream
…now if I could just control the less favorable traits like my indecisiveness (still don’t know what I’m doing after graduation)
No, I Will Not Apologize...
1. I won’t apologize for knowing all the lyrics to Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ or having a crush on Freddy Mercury 2. I won’t apologize for liking Chinese and Indian food more than Soul food 3. I won’t apologize for speaking like an educated adult…if that sounds ‘white’ to your ears, oh well. 4. I won’t apologize for never having heard a Wiz Khalifa...
Quit a job, leave someone, throw something away. To a woman like me, abandoning...– Wei Hui, Shanghai Baby (via quote-book)
Suspension of Disbelief
squee-gee: I have always taken issue with Wonder Womans corset costume. Yes, I can buy an alien baby crash landed on earth and our yellow sun gives hime superpowers, or that a billionaire orphan can fight evil without a gun, but I cannot accept that an amazonian warrior would spend any reasonable amount of time in man’s world and decide the most pratical outfit to fight crime in is a bathing...
Oh my aching thumb!
Due to too much typing, texting, Facebook and Tumblr apps, and everyday stress of gripping objects, my right thumb is now on the injured reserved list. The left is like the 2nd string QB that doesn’t even know the plays, it takes me 5 minutes to text 4 words attempting to use my left thumb
She says she’s straight but when asked to describe a woman the 1st thing she says is “she had really nice tits”, hmmm yea that sounds totally straight o_0
This volunteer in the office today is so amazingly gorgeous I can’t even concentrate. Yea, I won’t be getting any work done today
I'm so over pastors with gaudy pinky rings and...
Jesus didn’t have a reserved spot to park his mule nor a diamond studded pinky ring
As in “I am happily FREE of the burden of CHILDREN”
Is this the kind of shit you niggas put on your feet nowadays? (picks up shoe)...– Uncle Ruckus (via monochromaticblack) How sad is it that I can hear Uncle Ruckus’ voice in my head saying this… I live for the Boondocks
Watching Lifetime Sunday night = 2 hrs of crying
First Army Wives, now Coming Home…my tear ducts can’t handle this
Elizabeth Taylor being late to her own funeral is beyond epic
You have beautiful eyes, why don’t you wear contacts?– My coworker asked me this today…I love the ladies I work with…well I love a lot of ladies but these ones are special
The moment you realize that dude you were checking...
Luther Vandross’ ‘If This World Were Mine’ and ‘Here and Now’ make me want to find that special someone. Luther Vandross’ ‘A House is Not a Home’ and ‘Anyone Who had a Heart’ make me want to be forever single Oh, the ways real R&B can make you feel…
My wife has natural hair…no perm at all and its the sexiest thing to me in...– Miya Bailey (a fab tattoo artist from ATL)
I just brought my niece a copy of Plato’s Phaedrus and Letters VII and VIII (the 1st book I remember reading in college)…She’s only 4 tho, have to prepare early lol
The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most...
littlecitywitch: understandtheuniverse: “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” ...